Went to the store, sat on Santa’s lap Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap Said all you need is to write them a song Now you haven’t heard it yet so don’t try to sing along No don’t sing along Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
10. The Office / Parks and Recreation 9. Sons of Anarchy 8. Glee 7. Friday Night Lights 6. LOST 5. Battlestar Galactica 4. Big Love 3. Breaking Bad 2. Modern Family 1. Mad Men
The pilot of this serial ended with the question “Where are we?” Season 5 asked, “When are we?” One season away from its conclusion, TV’s wildest and most inventive mystery felt free to get truly weird, committing to a time-travel story line that delved deeper into the secrets of the Island and took viewers on an Einsteinian ride. But Lost never let its hard-core sci-fi turn get in the way of the characters and relationships that make the show truly compelling. It’s a testament to the show’s bench strength that it made fans deeply mourn a new character (Jeremy Davies as Daniel Faraday, shot by his own mother — before he was born) while allowing us to see new sides of old friends (especially Sawyer, a.k.a. LaFleur, whose self-discovery and self-sacrifice make Josh Holloway the standout player this season). The finale promises to be the TV event of 2010, and you’d be crazy not to follow it whenever it goes. (ABC)
The nominees for the WGA Awards were announced a few minutes ago:
Breaking Bad, Written by Sam Catlin, Vince Gilligan, Peter Gould, George Mastras, J. Roberts, John Shiban, Moira Walley-Beckett; AMC
Dexter, Written by Scott Buck, Charles H. Eglee, Lauren Gussis, Clyde Phillips, Melissa Rosenberg, Wendy West; Showtime
Friday Night Lights, Written by Bridget Carpenter, Kerry Ehrin, Ron Fitzgerald, Brent Fletcher, Etan Frankel, Jason Gavin, Elizabeth Heldens, David Hudgins, Rolin Jones, Jason Katims, Patrick Massett, Derek Santos Olson, John Zinman; NBC
Lost, Written by Carlton Cuse, Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis, Melinda Hsu Taylor, Damon Lindelof, Greggory Nations, Kyle Pennington, Elizabeth Sarnoff, Brian K. Vaughan, Paul Zbyszewski; ABC
Mad Men, Written by Lisa Albert, Andrew Colville, Cathryn Humphris, Andre Jacquemetton, Maria Jacquemetton, Brett Johnson, Erin Levy, Marti Noxon, Robin Veith, Dahvi Waller, Matthew Weiner; AMC
“Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “…Willy out, Potter.” Harry moved into his usual position…
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
‘Now, Harry,’ said Lockhart, ‘when Draco points his willy at you, you do this.’ He raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up saying, ‘Whoops - my willy is a little over excited.’
“There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort’s willy and mine sort of… connected.”
“Are you OK?” said Harry urgently.“My willy,” said Ron. “Look at my willy.” It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters
As you can imagine, it was hard to just pick a few but I actually hurt from laughing at some of them. Enjoy!