My dad had surgery on his knee today and was given...
Mom: Okay, testing your memory: How many kids do you have?
Mom: What are theirs ages?
Dad: EH WHAT DOES IT MATTER?! One is getting married, and the other one isn't doing anything to prepare for her SATs.
A.K.A. He's fine : )
yerawizardharry: whysosirius: (via disfordarren) Haters gonna Hate.