When you say something bloody HILARIOUS and...
When someone is wrong but they insist they're...
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
hellodinah asked: HAHA it's funny because I don't even really want to go but I don't want to regret not going....why did it suck?
Me: So I spent my whole morning looking at Peeniss
Me: I really enjoy Peeniss
Me: I wish I had more Peeniss in my life
Me: You should really get in on this Peeniss
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again...
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT. THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT.
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
At least once, you've done this.
worldisquiet: noeticallysexy: Me: Oh my god. My period is late. Me: AM I PREGNANT? Me: Wait… Me: Still a virgin. Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus. Me: Seems legit. This was my PostSecret at last year’s event hehehe
bieberluck: OMG IM DYING AT THIS GIF MANNY I LOVE YOU